10th May 2026
Woman suspected of hacking Tinder for Chickens
A woman from London is under investigation after infiltrating Tinder’s app extension, raising serious questions about digital ethics and rising zoophilia.
Polly Green's account was found on the app by Tinder’s Head of Security, during regular biweekly authenticity checks. Tinder for Chickens was set up as an app extension intended exclusively for poultry in March of this year, during their peak breeding season. Its popularity has been unprecedented and farmers, who have donated thousands to the app’s renewal, have seen a 45% increase in egg production. Tinder has declined to comment as investigations remain ongoing but members of the Department describe the matter as “concerning”, signifying an escalation in interspecies digital relations.